Seagal Has Me Singing the Blues

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Synopsis: Dennis Hopper is Alex Swan, an Irish Terrorist Bomb Maker in San Francisco. He blows stuff up, cops come after, capture his girlfriend, Jaime Pressly, so he threatens to blow everything up unless they release her.

PROSJaime Pressly Lots of Explosions Get To Watch NAS die. The Cast

CONSCliche Hopper’s “Irish” Accent The Cast Poor Direction

Final Analysis: When you look at the cast, Dennis Hopper, Tom Sizemore, Jaime Pressly, Steven Seagal, Nas, Chilli, Ice T, Peter Green, you may ask yourself why did this go direct to DVD. When you watch the movie you know why, that and you realize, hey these are all B-List actors! Jaime Pressly, show the only real acting chops here, out acting Tom Sizemore and Dennis Hopper. I think they were mailing it in but that’s on the director, Albert Pyun. Steven Seagal has some of the most awful lines of his career and the whole movie is pretty bad. I can’t bring myself to recommend this movie, but this is an good bad movie to me.

DON'T BOTHER.

TICKER `Synopsis:` `Dennis Hopper is Alex Swan, an Irish Terrorist Bomb Maker in San Francisco. He blows stuff up, cops come after, capture his girlfriend, Jaime Pressly, so he threatens to blow everything up unless they release her.` `PROS``Jaime Pressly Lots of Explosions Get To Watch NAS die. The Cast` `CONS``Cliche Hopper’s “Irish” Accent The Cast Poor Direction` `Final Analysis:` When you look at the cast, Dennis Hopper, Tom Sizemore, Jaime Pressly, Steven Seagal, Nas, Chilli, Ice T, Peter Green, you may ask yourself why did this go direct to DVD. When you watch the movie you know why, that and you realize, hey these are all B-List actors! Jaime Pressly, show the only real acting chops here, out acting Tom Sizemore and Dennis Hopper. I think they were mailing it in but that’s on the director, Albert Pyun. Steven Seagal has some of the most awful lines of his career and the whole movie is pretty bad. I can’t bring myself to recommend this movie, but this is an good bad movie to me. DON'T BOTHER.